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WARNING: I swear once.


“What’s wrong, _____?” Al asked you as you flopped tiredly on your couch, not even caring that he had showed up in your home, touching and breaking who knows what.

With a groan you rolled your neck, trying to get out the kinks, “Life.”

“That’s no real answer.” he said, sounding slightly concerned, which was big for him,

You just remained flat on the couch, trying to get the aches and pains that came with stress out of your system. “Come on,” he said, poking you lightly in the stomach, “tell me.”

“School’s a mess, people are breathing down my neck, not to mention my parents, I’m having trouble paying rent, and things are just piling up.” you said, listing off the top problems on your Everest sized pile.

Al opened a beer, the sound washing over you and making you think of summer and relaxation, “So?”

“So I have issues.”

He nodded, taking a big gulp, “Do any of them really matter?”

“Huh? Of course they matter!” you said, amazed at how laid back he could be. “I could be evicted!”

“You can always live with me doll. And you could use an alternative method of payment.”

A blush flew to your cheeks, but he didn’t seem to care. Al never seemed to care much about anything, so him trying to comfort you and ease your stress was really very sweet.

Al was now trying to drink beer, whilst hanging upside down on your recliner. When he miraculously finished the alcohol, he crushed the can, throwing it casually in the trash. “Not many things really matter. Are your problems life threatening to you or others you care about?”

“No, but-”

Al cut you off, “Will it physically hurt you to blow them off?”

“No, but seriousl-”

Again he but in, “Would anything truly terrible happen if you stopped worrying about them and let things happen like they’re 'spose to?”

“I suppose not, but-”

Al said, “Then what the fuck is the point of stressing? Let things happen, and watch the chips fall where they may. It’s better that way. It has always worked out for me, doll.”

You closed your eyes and focused on his words. It made a lot of sense in a weird, twisted way. Then you felt some light pressure on your forehead, making your (e/c) eyes fly open in surprise to meet blood red ones. “So don’t worry, babe. I don’t like it when you’re not happy.”

And he moved to leave. You raised a hand to your forehead where he had kissed you. Did that really just happen? Maybe he really did have a point...

~Extended Ending~

Shutting the door on his way out, he said with a smirk, “Besides, doll, premature wrinkles are so not sexy.”

:iconmoriartyssniper: was feeling stressed. This was born. These are basically my philosophies in life. Whatever doesn't kill you shouldn't really concern you. So ignore that these are my words and attitude, and that I hit on you... Kind of. I don't swing that way when it comes to the internet. I.. don't think that makes any sense. Basically, I took my words, wrapped them up in a badass sexy package, and set them free. And Mori, I know you're not really into the 2p!s, but I had this... so yeah. I can write you something else if you'd like. ^^

Don't stress, my friends, it's not worth it!


Hetalia and all its characters belong to Himaruya Hidekaz

You belong to Ollie, remember? :icon2penglandjoyplz:
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jk4eves Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Love it
lunaflyaway Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
Now now Ollie, it's not nice to 'claim' people. You wouldn't want me to get mad, would you?
You wouldn't want me to teach you a lesson would you?
Ollie: N-No ma'am! I'm sorry! *runs off*
Nikolai: GOD, I love her.....
Me: Hmm? What was that Nik?
Nikolai: N-Nothing! *runs off *
Me: I wonder what's up with him.... *checks watch*
Oh shit! This is when big bro (2p! Italy, my Natalya) gets off work! I gotta find a closet to hide in! *runs off*

.....Where was I? XD
CIChantea Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
uh, no, I don't know that I DO 'remember'
link2008 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
This was cute that he cared but the ending xD he killed it but was funny lol
MadHattress77 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok, I can't even describe how I feel right now, not only you wrote exactly what I'd do on your "hide and seek" story, but now you describe my life philosophy through Al's mouth! WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT I'D FIND MY SOULMATE ON DEVIANTART OF ALL PLACES, AND IT WOULD BE ANOTHER GIRL?!?!?! I OFFICIALLY LOVE YOU!:iconinloveplz:
(That sounded a lot creepier than I thought...:iconohmygodplz:)
666kurai Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
Oh, I'm flattered! I love your username and profile pic by the way; you seem really great. ^^ It's not creepy, it's fine.
ask-2p-England-Ollie Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013
Oh~ so all you poppets belong to me!!!!!!!!! *hands out cupcakes.* who wants one??? :)

I'm married to ====> :iconcreek17: tho...
animeloverme Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Can I have a cupcake, please? -hiding behind a wall- Cupcakes are awesome... -smiles-
*comes over to you.* Oh, just come on over Poppet! *hands you a cupcake.*
Admin: WAIT, did yo-...
No..... i dident :P
animeloverme Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Yay cupcake! :3 -grins- thank you -eats the cupcake- Yummy~
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