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Warning: I swear in this one too. But I don't give a shit anymore. See, I just swore in a warning about swearing...

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Your boyfriend broke away from the kiss with frown on his face. Staring back at him you tried to keep the sheepish look off your face. “Is something wrong, Matt?” you asked.

“We didn’t have pancakes for breakfast.” he said.

Damn it, you thought, he knows.

You just frowned trying to keep an innocent look on your face, “So?”

“I taste maple syrup.” Matthew said, catching your lips again. You knew it might be better to keep your mouth shut, but you couldn’t resist your sexy Canadian boyfriend. When he finally pulled back, he said, “I definitely taste maple syrup.” You nodded on instinct, still lightheaded.

He leaned down and started to kiss your neck, making you moan. “Did you make pancakes without me?” he asked. Unable you speak you just shook your head. “Then what trouble have you been getting into?” he whispered, taking a small nip at your ear.

“I-I don’t want to tell you.” you said, knowing all the while you’d give in to any demand he made.

Matthew stopped, grabbed your shoulders and stared at you with those shining eyes. “And why is that, _____?”

You bit your lip, and tried to look away, but he captured your chin with his calloused fingers and kissed you lightly. Eventually you told him, “You’ll eat the last one.”

“One what?” Matthew inquired, a small light in those eyes.

You shook your head adamantly, determined to keep your newfound treat to yourself.

“You’re being selfish, _____.” he said, slamming his lips down upon yours again. He decided to let you have your fun and just relish in the taste of maple syrup on your tongue.

Trying to get him to forget the reason all this had started, you gave his curl a light tug that released an animalistic growl down your throat. Matthew looked down on you, and with the taste of maple still strong, well let’s just say you had really done it now.

~Timeskip brought to you by Japan, that prude~

Having been quite tired, you had fallen asleep pretty early. Wonder why? But you were woken up in the middle of the night by the rustling of plastic wrap.

Sitting up you looked around and rubbed the sleep from your eyes. “Matt?” you asked, noting the figure hunched up over the other side of the bed.

He swore and you heard the crinkle of plastic again. But you caught his arm. “Dammit, Matt that was the last Maple Whoopie Pie!” you yelled.
Holy Roman Empire, I'm in heaven. Why didn't I know that these exist? A maple whoopie pie. I live in a wonderful world... I can still taste maple...

~

I have no clue who the 2p!s belong to, but it isn't me.

You, however, belong to Oliver. :icon2penglandjoyplz:
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:iconwillowstolethecookie:
WillowStoleTheCookie Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Me: Well I obviously can't belong to Oliver because he belongs to Allen. I also cannot belong to Mattie because he belongs to Gilbert/Gillen. That leads me to belong to Ivan. Check mate. Welcome to Chloe chess!
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animegeek1235 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015
THE POLISH RULE *mess all the pieces* I WIN
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WillowStoleTheCookie Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Oh Really? -Purple Aura and mysterious lead pipe in hand- Check it again, Comrade.
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animegeek1235 Featured By Owner May 1, 2015
B-but the polish rule
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WillowStoleTheCookie Featured By Owner May 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
So does the magical pipe of pain.
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animegeek1235 Featured By Owner May 24, 2015
But I'm polish
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WillowStoleTheCookie Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Lithuania: Please don't provoke her T-T (LietPol for the win!)
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animegeek1235 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015
Yeah I ship them too
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Whybot221 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
Aww cute
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TheMonsterInsideofMe Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
Hang on, why do I belong to Oliver? He didn't even appear in this fic!!!! I wanna stay with Mattie!!
Matt: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
Mysterious voice: But Jasmine, you know you want to stay with Oliver and his cupcakes- (Matt whacks person with hockey stick)
OW!!! (Drags 2P me from the shadows.) Busted.....
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Lily-Cas Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
I would gladly be owned by Oliver~! -opens arms widely with a just as wide smile- TAKE ME OLI~! -giggles-
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Elise888 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Elise: I belong to Oliver?

Britta: Yay! I love Ollie-dear! He is so sweet and he always helps me with my baking. Thank you so much author-dear!

Elise: Yes, thanks so much, author-dear... now there's two of them. *sweatdrops* Wait... I don't have to wear a frilly dress do I? Or eat their cupcakes?

Britta: You will eat my cupcakes one day, Elise-dear.

Elise: *glares* The day you stop tacking 'dear' onto the end of people's names is the day I eat one of those goddamn things, you freak.

Britta: *hurt* Oooollie-dear! My 1P is being mean to me again!
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Minzi537 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Uhhnh Do u really want Oliver over here
he scares me to no end O^O
NO CUPCAKES!!
-slaps cupcakes-
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Elise888 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Britta: *bottom-lip trembles*

Elise: Oh, crap...

Britta: *wails* OLLIE-DEAR! Minzi537-dear slapped my cupcakes out of my hands! *cries more*

Elise: *frantically* Shh... just shut-up!

Oliver: *appears* Is something the matter, poppet?

Elise: *squeaks and hides*

Britta: Th-they're picking on me... *sniffles* And they ruined my cupcakes.

Oliver: *dark aura* Well, that simply won't do, will it poppet?

Britta: *giggles and hugs O*
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Minzi537 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Minzi: Holy ****! I'm sory Im sorry im sorry!
Yuki: Way to go smart***
Minzi: Help me Elise?
O^O
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Elise888 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Elise: *peers out of hiding spot* Run, run as fast as you can and don't look back.

Britta: *dark aura* Dear me... Elise-dear, were you giving advice to the enemy?

Elise: *squeaks* N-No, of course not... hehe... *retreats into hiding*

Oliver: Which one do you want to cook first, poppet?

Britta: Oh, you choose, Ollie-dear.

Oliver: *eerie smile* Very well. *pulls out kitchen knife* Whichever one we catch first then.

Elise: *muffled scream*
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Minzi537 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Minzi: O____O
RUN BOTCH RUNNNNN
Yuki: I'm the 2p and I don't care
-walks away just like that XD-
Minzi: Jerk....uhh...yeah so... I'm sorry and here's Britta! :D
now go be the cute couple that U are, run along now~
-use my boss deviantart powers and to the hit and run! Grabs Elise-

XD this is really funny
i now feel like making a fanfic outta this XD
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Elise888 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Britta: *dark aura fades* *blushing* O-Oh... *looks at O shyly*

Oliver: *also blushing* I...

Elise: *blinks* Well, that worked out rather well...

Yeah, I know, haha... and all of this because le author decided to say that we belong to Oliver.
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Minzi537 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Minzi: Yay! New couple~ Shhh..Walk slowly over here unless u want ur 2p to get him

lol I really am gonna write a short story cuz I can and im laughing my butt of at what we did XD
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Chizuru-the-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*hides under my couch* I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO OLIVER BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO EAT CUPCA- wait......what flavour cupcakes? I've never been told what flavour Oliver's cupcakes are......
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NioiWolfFang Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Student General Artist
They're... OLIVER flavor....!
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TheMonsterInsideofMe Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
They're either strawberry sparkle Free Avatar - CupTardCake or person flavourFive Nights At Freddys Cupcake Cam Icon . Take your pick.
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themaplechan Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015
*strokes Oliver* We're together, sweetheart..
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JackFleutie Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Student General Artist
Me: good fanfic. Wait what is this.....I BELONG TO OLIVER??!!!
Oliver: YAY!! POPET!( glomps me)
Matt: GET OF MY GIRLFRIEND YOU CUPCAKE FREAK!!
Oliver: Swear jar matty~ and autor-san said the popet belong to me so~
Matt: im gonna kill her
Me: -______-"
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Student General Artist
OMG THE FACE ASDASFFSVFVHBJRFGHJYTFDHJTRSDFGHJTRDFGHJ
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Lucijohn Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I belong to mother Russia
Don't we all
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:iconthemonsterinsideofme:
TheMonsterInsideofMe Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
NO!! I BELONG TO CANADA AND ENGLAND (PURELY BECAUSE HE'S MY COUNTRY)!
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:iconlucijohn:
Lucijohn Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
But Mother Russia owns all
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TheMonsterInsideofMe Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
No. Not yet anyway...Russia (Curse) [V2] 
Me: No!APH Russia Sulk 
2P Me: Goddammit Jasmine you upset Russia!
Russia: Let me introduce you to Mr Pipe!Free APH Russia Icon: Magic Cane 
Me and 2P Me: RUN!!!!!!!!!!Run Away Running Man Spaz Zaeon 
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Lucijohn Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
*laughs*
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:iconthemonsterinsideofme:
This is no laughing matter!!
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Lucijohn Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
It isto me!
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:iconthemonsterinsideofme:
You're not being chased by Russia and Mr Pipe.
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PAASTAAAA Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015
Yes.. we all belong to mother Russia..our lord..Russia (Says Hi) [V2]  our adorable...Russia (Curse) [V2]  but deadly leader!Russia icon Hetalia Spinning Russia KOL KOL Icon Dansu plz Russia (Joy) [V6] Russia (Happy) [V5] Free APH Russia Icon: Magic Cane APH Russia Russia (Intro) [V7] Russia (When he gets mad) [V6] APH Russia Russia (Intro) [V7] APH Russia Done! APH Neko Russia Mochirus 
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Lucijohn Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yes we do
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PAASTAAAA Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015
:)
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:iconlucijohn:
Lucijohn Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Russia
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:iconpaastaaaa:
PAASTAAAA Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
Our Dark lord.Russia (Curse) [V2] 
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Lucijohn Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yes
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:iconpaastaaaa:
PAASTAAAA Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
DA~
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PankakeCarnivor Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Student
Don't tell Oliver I'm here...
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ChrissieMontez Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015
*le flies down* PUPPYCAT!!!! *le flies  ayay*
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:iconthisisadecentname:
I guess you can say the reader was.... SWEEEEETT :icondanceicelandplz:
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LullabySkyX Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014
I thought it was because of 1p!Canada. XD
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KirahIsCool Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
JUST LET ME FUCKING EAT MY FUCKIN PANCKAES WHEN I WANT TO EAT THEM GOD DAMMIT YOU KNOW IM FAT
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S-h-A-d-O-w--C-a-T Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oliver. . .I swear if you touch me like that again and I'll murder you with your own 'special' cupcakes.
Matt- get the creepy cupcake man away from me...
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ChrissieMontez Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
IM WITH MATT BUT I BELONG TO OLIVER :reaction: :reaction: :reaction: wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf the hell? the hell? the hell? the hell? the hell? the hell? the hell? the hell? the hell? 
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FrancisBonnefoyXxX Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
Nice...wait...i belong to..Oliver? o_O What the hell is going wrong here? Uhm...? 
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PankakeCarnivor Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Student
Oooh Francis...are we on for tonight? You look so beautiful in your avatar la in love 
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FrancisBonnefoyXxX Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
Ohonhonhon merci nmon cheri ~ France (Intro) [V4] 
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