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Please forgive me for talking about American Chinese cuisine, and not anything authentic. I’m from America, horribly cultured, and ashamed of it. And the requester had something fun planned for all of you out there with rangoons which are an American Chinese food thing. Just assume his family has been in America for a while. And you’re there too. Omigosh, I’m sorry... Or maybe that... fruk it, don’t like, don’t read. I’m American, I should have more culture, I know that. But I’m too broke to go anywhere. So unless someone wants to send me money through the internet to help me escape the country, you’ll have to deal with my ignorance of the world. At least I admit it...</i>

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“Come on, _____! I know you’ll love it!” your friend Yao tried to get you to go to his family’s restaurant.

You shook your head, “You can’t know that. I’ll get there, and I’ll feel obligated to eat everything just because you’ll be staring at me with those puppy dog eyes.” You hated trying new things. Sure you might like them, but you also might hate them and what was the point when you were perfectly happy not knowing.

“These?” he asked, pulling out the big guns. You stared into those deep pools of amber, completely lost in them.

Sighing deeply you conceded, “Fine. But if I don’t like it, I’m not eating it.”

“That’s okay, I know you’ll love all of it!” he said with a grin. You sighed, wondering how you could stand to hurt his feelings. Deciding you couldn’t you just went off on your way home.

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Hours later you arrived at the restaurant, but were surprised to find it was closed. You stuck your head in anyway, calling out, “Yao? Hello?”

“Ni hao!” he said, sticking his head out from the kitchen doors. “Take a seat, I’ll be out in a minute with food, aru.” Nodding, you smirked at his cute accent and moved to take a seat.

You walked in, looking at the dimly lit restaurant. It was beautiful, you had to admit. There traditional statues on the tables and some scrolls on the walls that were absolutely breathtaking. After sitting down at a booth you decided that even if you couldn’t eat anything that you could at least fill up the time asking about the cool decor.

But before you could really take any time to really appreciate it, Yao emerged with platters of food. You looked at all of the stuff in surprise. It wasn’t what you were used to at all. The food all looked extremely foreign to you, and you eyed it with caution. “Don’t make that face, aru.” he said, pouting at you slightly, which brought a small smile to your face. “Come on, try something.” he said, gesturing to the plates piled high with food.

You frowned, looking at it all. “What is all this?” you asked.

“Ancient Chinese secret.” he said jokingly. Looking back to the food you were extremely unsure. Yao sat down beside you and started to nibble on things, “See, it’s not poisonous.”

You laughed and looked at the alien food, still hazy on all this. Yao was getting frustrated with you. He took a small rangoon in his mouth, and turned you to face him.

Yao crashed his lips onto your own, and you melted into the kiss. What really surprised you was when the food was forced into your mouth. Your eyes widened at the new flavor touching your tongue. He broke away, and watched with a smirk as you continued to chew and swallow the food. “Believe me now?” he asked, hugging you around the waist and bringing you closer to him.

You nodded, and rested your head on his chest. “Fine. You were right. But I’m only going to try new things with you.”

A blush crept up on his cheeks and he leaned down to kiss you once more.
Request for :iconundergroundheaven: Omigosh, I wrote this so quickly. Listening to Dropkick Murphy’s makes me type so fast!!!! Hardest mile ftw!!! Pfft. I don’t know what this is. Don’t you chidlers know sharing food is unsanitary?

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:iconsexychina2plz::iconsaysplz: Hetalia and all its characters belong to Himaruya Hidekaz

:iconcutierussiaplz::iconsaysplz:You belong to Mother Russia, da?

:icon2pengland::iconsaysplz:No, these ones belong to me! Right Kurai?

:iconone-with-russiaplz::iconsaysplz:No, they belong to me, da Kurai?

:icon666kurai::iconsaysplz: NO. They all belong to me. There, you happy, you two? Ah... well, we'll just let them pick who they belong to. But it's either me, Russia, or Oliver. You no longer belong to yourself. That's for sure...
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puppypaws12121 Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Student Writer
I belong to Ollie! He's so adorable and deadly. Also, I love the story, it's totally true for me! :happybounce: 
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TheNutellasaur Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
Pulling the American excuse as to not being cultured is just as offensive as you said you might be to Chinese culture. If you dislike America so greatly drive to Canada or Mexico.
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tiera123 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
awwwww soooooo cute!
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fizzy-soda-pop Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Mmmhh... I'm Chinese and I don't mind. If you ever need help on any Asian or other countries I'm here to help. :)
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Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I am owned by the one and only........NORWAY, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS LUKAS BONDEVIK!
Now, that was crudely off topic. May I please say that this was AMAZING!?!?!? *fan girls so much I fall off my bed onto the concrete floor*
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VargasLovesPasta Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, gurl puhlease I already am owned by all the 1p's and 2p's *girlishly waves my hands around* XD Anyway, I love this
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DoitsuIWANTPASTA Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconpartyhardamericaplz:
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Pika-PikaCuteness Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
.-. .........*hides in freezer* oh mai...not good...my cuteness is spreading again! ;-; someone! Quick! Make them not look in de freezer!

XD awesome story~ LOOOOOVVVVEEEDDDDD IT~ i shall favorite dis!
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Kamimoon Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
*Hides behind China* OLIVER I WILL TELL ASH!! (Ash= My best friend. Is really about as scary as Oliver.) China save me, please....
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666kurai Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013
Lol, alright man.
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Kamimoon Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:D I had to say that.
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TheEmptyNotebook Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
I'll take Oliver. His cupcakes are simply delicious!
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666kurai Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
^^ Cool.
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TheEmptyNotebook Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
I especially love when he leaves in an eye or finger, then it's simply devine!
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LittleMrsMalfunction Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Could you write a Russia x Pregnant! Reader?
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666kurai Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
I'll sure try! ^^
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sexylov Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student Photographer
I love it XD and I belong to no one
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666kurai Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
^^ Alright man, you're your own person.

Thanks!
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iliketrainspie12 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
yay its awesome :D my cheese has a hole in it....
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666kurai Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
Okay... Thanks!
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marie103 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Uhh*shaking* I'm Russian so I guess mother Russia owns me..... Please don't k kill me!
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666kurai Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013
:iconscaryrussiaplz:
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daphnelaughter Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol. and Kawaii!! <3
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666kurai Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Thanks a lot!
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xxAnimeTrixx34 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
Umm um... can't you two just share me?! I'm not sure whether i belong to Russia or Oliver!
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666kurai Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
Nope. Why don't you pick?
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xxAnimeTrixx34 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
Mmmm... i choose.. Russia! *hugs Russia*
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666kurai Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
Good choice ^^
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kasukabe12 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
EVERYONE SHUT UP I DO NOT BELONG TO YOU I BELONG TO RUSSIA SO SHUT UP ALREADY AND GET OVER IT
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666kurai Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
Da?
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kasukabe12 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
X3 yup!
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NekoNekoGirl997 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love it! And dolls, I'm sorry, I'm taken ;)
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666kurai Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
:icon2pengland: & :iconone-with-russiaplz::iconsaysplz: We beg to differ.
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NekoNekoGirl997 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Mmm... I can't find myself complaining. Much.
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666kurai Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Good. ^^
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NekoNekoGirl997 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hehe~ China, I choose you!
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666kurai Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
:iconchinawtfplz::iconsaysplz:What?
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NekoNekoGirl997 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You'll find out soon enough darling~
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666kurai Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
:iconaiyaharuplz::iconsaysplz:What are you going to do?
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aSiAnLiKeThAt Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
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ERMAHGEEEEERD!!! THIS IS WAY TOO CUTE XD
i really love how bold yao is here
And i looooooove chinese dimsum food :3
I cant get enough of the shrimp dumplings and the chicken feet
They're delicious :3
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666kurai Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Thanks! I'm really glad you liked it! My fav is pork fried dumplings.
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aSiAnLiKeThAt Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
My pre read comment...
Dude.. Welcome to my club... Im pretty ashamed to be American too. My family is Filipino however i was born and raised as a filipino-American, the American part more dominant.
As soon as i graduate from college, im going to canada....
THEY GOT FREE HEALTH CARE!!!!
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666kurai Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Gah! I know! And I'm in Maine! So Canada is agonizingly close.... and yet so far...
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UndergroundHeaven Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:squee: I couldn't wipe the smile off my face!! This is amazing!! You wrote it so fast I almost got whiplash!!! :iconletmehugyouplz: your awesome... Prussia is jealous!!!
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666kurai Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Thank you so much! I'm really glad you liked it! But you shouldn't say that so loudly, Prussia'll come after me....
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UndergroundHeaven Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Kesesese... Once he reads this story he will agree!
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666kurai Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
I don't think he's into China...
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UndergroundHeaven Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
T_T I will MAKE him read this...!
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666kurai Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Good luck with that...
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UndergroundHeaven Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol why thank you!
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