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WARNING: Swearing. In English, and what I hope (from Google Translate) is Italian. (If someone familiar at all with the profanity of the language wanted to confirm that for me I’d be forever grateful, because I trust Google Translate with that task as much as I would trust a drunk Prussia to hold my newborn child.) Anyway, it’s Romano, so if you don’t like swears, GTFO. Now. See? I swear, Reader-chan swears, Romano swears, we all swear. It’s healthy.

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“Why can’t I meet your brother, Lovino?” you asked the grumpy man, slinging an arm around his shoulders as he sat on the couch.

He blushed a little, turning away. You were the only one that tolerated his temper and language, and managed to match it with your own. “I-I just don’t want you to, okay _____? Jeez, ragazza, can’t you let this go?”

“No.” you said stubbornly staring at him. “Tell me.”

He turned back to stare into your (e/c) eyes with a look as equally stubborn. “No.”

“Tell me.”

“No.”

“Tell me.”

“No.”

“C’mon, tell me.”

“No.”

“Tell me.”

“No.”

Let’s just say this went on for some time. And during, Romano was occupied with thoughts of your first meeting.

“Who’s that?” a girl’s voice rang out behind him. She had startled little Romano as he gazed up at the portrait of his grandfather.

He just turned away, saying, “What’s it to you?”

She grabbed his hand to keep him from leaving, a determined look on her face. When Romano turned to glare at her, her (e/c) eyes sparkled with recognition, “Oh, I see now! It’s your grandfather!”

“W-What?! Ragazza, how did you know that?” Romano stammered, his glare fading.

The (h/c) girl stared at him like he was the stupidest kid alive, “Well, he’s too old to be your dad. And I dunno, you just look like family, I guess. You’ve got his eyes, and the weird curly hair. All that shit.” Her (e/c) eyes widened and a hand flew to her mouth, “Damn- I mean crap! You won’t tell anyone I swore, right?”

Romano felt a smile being dragged to his face. “It’s alright, ragazza. Swearing is good for the soul.” The little girl grinned and shook his hand as if she hadn’t been holding it a moment ago.

“I like you. My name is _____.” she said boldly. “We’re going to be friends, alright?”

Romano stared at _____, wondering if she was serious. “I’m Romano. I guess you can call me Lovino, if you want.” he was stunned at this girl, wondering what her deal was. Why would she want to be friends with him?


“Tell me!” you said, poking his cheek.

“Argh!” Romano was snapped out of his thoughts and he quickly managed to hold both your hands down so you’d stop prodding him. “Chigi, _____, won’t you quit it already?” he said, blushing at touching you so much.

You smiled, “Nope!” Lovino sighed, releasing you. “Come on, tell me!”

“No!”

“I’ll give you two options, Lovino.” you now said in a serious tone. “You tell me, or I will come into your room in the dead of night and pull that curl.” He looked at you. You were serious, and he could tell. Those golden eyes were mesmerizing, and you knew you’d get something out of this. You had always wondered what that curl did. “Maybe you’d tell me if I pulled it right now?” you asked innocently, tackling him.

He got all wide eyed. “You wouldn’t.” Lovi said, wrestling you back.

“Try me.” you said, getting dangerously close.

“Cazzo!” he said, you could tell he was giving in, and about to yell at you, “You’ll like him better than me, alright!?”

You flopped back onto the couch. He stared at you for a moment, trying desperately to read your mind. Then you said, “What the fuck is wrong with you, Lovi?”

“W-What?” he stammered. What kind of a response was that?

You slung your arm back around him and laid your head on his shoulder. “Lovi, I already know Feli. I just wanted to know why. Why the hell would I like him more than you?”

He was speechless. You-You liked him more than Feli? But why? He was second best at everything!

“You’re sweet even under all that big ass temper, you know every swear I could ever throw at you, you can pickpocket like a badass, and you are a good artist, you just need to have more confidence in yourself. I do know Feli pretty well. And I still like you a hell of a lot more. That ought to count for something, right?” you looked up at him with sincere (e/c) eyes.

A small little smile spread over his face. He might not be the best in the eyes of the world, but he was best in your eyes. And that was all he needed.

He brought you into a comfortable hug, “Si. That counts more than anything else.”
Request for :iconzip-button: Romano needs more love. Poor thing has no self esteem... Dude needs a fucking hug...

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Hetalia and all its characters belong to Himaruya Hidekaz

You belong to Mother Russia, da?
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:iconthefiredragonesreshi:
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Student Filmographer
Me: *sneaks in romano's bed anyway* imma pull that curl anyway -3-
Romano: ZZzzzzzzzz
Me: *grabs curl and tugs* mwahahaha
Romano: *moans and wakes up* dafuq ragazza
Me: shit run now *runs as fast as I can*
Romano:come back here !!
Me: now you people who are gonna read this decide what happens next!......I know about your Pervy minds......
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YAOIBOYZRTHEBOMB Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Hobbyist
AWWWWWWWWWW!!!Clap La la la la Love :happybounce: Hug Nod Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart 
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Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lovi do need more love... Can't stand it and how he doesn't have any damn self esteem... He needs it...
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:iconartymista:
artymista Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I wanted to pull Lovi's curl.
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:iconthefiredragonesreshi:
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Student Filmographer
Me too waaah
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MiraChan145 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
Awwwwwwwww!!! That was so cute!!!!! I seriously almost cried!
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:iconmmorpgwizard:
MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
That one piece of Italian profanity turned my world upside-down...
You know, Romano, if you want a cuss war, BRING IT ON!
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:iconthefiredragonesreshi:
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Student Filmographer
Romano: sure I will start fuck you
Me: dafuq is going on O_O
Feli: what's a cuss-
Me: no your too innocent to know
Feli: huh?
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MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
*narrows eyes* Asshole.
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:iconthefiredragonesreshi:
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Student Filmographer
Romano: shithead
Me:*gets out popcorn and films the whole thing*
Feli: I still-
Me: shhh my dear feli
Feli:ok I will make pasta~
Me:yay my fav food
America: what's going on dudes and dudettes
Me: Romano and wizard-chan are doing a cussing contest
Romano and you: yup
America:*walks out room*
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MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Motherfucker. *steals a handful of your popcorn*
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:iconthefiredragonesreshi:
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Student Filmographer
Romano: fucking bitch
Me: meh keep that popcorn *eats some pasta-*
Feli: ve~ pasta~
England:dafuq
America: their having a cussing contest
England:Kay *walks out*
Me: sweet mother of Spain this pasta is amazing *sees rainbows*
Feli: ve~ yay
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:iconmmorpgwizard:
MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Fucking bastard. *keeps popcorn*
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:iconthefiredragonesreshi:
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Student Filmographer
Romano: sweet mother of fucking bitches
Me: da fudge
Russia: da-
Me: just no....
Feli: ve~
Me: ve~
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:iconthefiredragonesreshi:
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Student Filmographer
Romano: shithead
Me:*gets out popcorn and films the whole thing*
Feli: I still-
Me: shhh my dear feli
Feli:ok I will make pasta~
Me:yay my fav food
America: what's going on dudes and duddetes
Me: Romano and wizard-chan are doing a cussing contest
Romano and you: yup
America:*walks out room*
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BloodLily16 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Good ol' Romano.
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brutallyawesome108 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
Awesome stor-WHA I BELONG TO MOTHER RUSSIA AWWWW HELL TO THE MOTHER FUCKING NO RUSSIAS MY BIG BRO I COULD NEVER I MEAN SURE HES COOL AND LIKE A BIG TEDDY BEAR BUT HES MY BROTHER THATS ALL!
Russia:but you like da?
Me: sigh yes big brother
Russia: *gives bone crushing hug* YAY
Belgirum:*gets out knife* Big brother whos she?
Russia:OH NO LITTLE SISTER RUN AND KEEP RUNNING AND NEVER STOP!!
Me: *runs as fast as sonic the hedchoge and ludwig combined* FUCK I DONT WANNA DIE!

(if you havent relised its that me and belgium havint meet......yep dont be surprized if you find my body in a lake or and old abbandoned house....or in the street just say Hey look its russias little sister and walk off)
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Abigailwolfy Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Romanos weakness.....TEH CURL!
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ThoseLittleWishes Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*pulls curl anyway* Llama Emoji-39 (Eager) [V2] 
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DarkMist1967 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013   General Artist
i wanna pull the curl sooooo baaaaaaaaaaaad! AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHH (pirate mode activate)
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applekillingfanfirl Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
You know, I never did learn what "chigi" meant. Anyone feeling teacher-y wanna let me know?
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ruethegoldfish Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
It means nothing. It's a verbal tic, like Italy's "Ve".
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applekillingfanfirl Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013
Ahhh that makes sense. 
But I always thought it meant something ... :iconshrugsplz:
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:iconruethegoldfish:
ruethegoldfish Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I thought that too at first
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:iconapplekillingfanfirl:
applekillingfanfirl Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013
it does sound Italian, don't it?
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bouncingnarwhals Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconyeahplz: YEAHHH~ 
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dormyawesome Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I should have just pulled his curl anyway
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:icon666kurai:
666kurai Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
Yup. ^^
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:iconanw1008:
anw1008 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
*russia walks in*
ill give him a hug da
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OtakuHetalia Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Fond you again xD okay this is getting creepy wait no it doesnt GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE XD
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anw1008 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013
Why Hello again~!
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OtakuHetalia Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
how do i keep finding you?
i....i... *frantically looks left and right* i know how this keeps happening *whispers in your ear* i think im psychic xD
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anw1008 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013
*Dramatic gasp* OHMYGODITHINKYOUARE!!!!
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OtakuHetalia Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
*le gasps* omg i know i am i have really had a case of Deja Vu yesterday IT WAS WEIRD!
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anw1008 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
IAMTOTALLYSPAZZINGOUTRIGHTNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconotakuhetalia:
OtakuHetalia Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
IKNOWLIKETOTALLYSOAMI!!!!!! XD
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666kurai Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
Pfft. Sure, Russia. Have at it. ^^
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:iconanw1008:
anw1008 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
Romano: NO ITS RUSSIA!!!! *screams like a little girl and runs*

me: (in Russia costume as Russia)you totally fell for it Romano!! *pats Romano's head and accidentally touches curl* sorry Romano!

Romano: *groans*CHIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! *picks you up and carries you to bedroom* you touch it, you pay the price ragazza *smirks*

the rest is up to you!!!!
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666kurai Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
Lovely. ^^
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anw1008 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
i know that came up in my head as i typed it i didnt know where that came from.............i think i read to many lemons.
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666kurai Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
Lol, okay.
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Sandfrie Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
If I would be swearing I would just shrug it off XDDD I swear more than a drunk sailor and Romano combined...
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xXJetBlackOwlXx Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Student Writer
I do too, but in my head.
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Sandfrie Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Well I'm a Finn and we swear alot. Believe me.
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xXJetBlackOwlXx Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Student Writer
My mom says I'm not allowed to swear, so that's why I do it in my head.
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Sandfrie Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
My mom stopped caring after 2 weeks when I started swearing at home... I've been swearing since I was 8 and at home since I was 10... and I'm 15 really soon. (Next Tuesday to be exact :P)
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666kurai Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
Lolz, me too. ^^
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Meg-Williams Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013
I'm so much like Lovi )) ...bcant resist Lovi I'm sorry... - sneaks up and pulls his curl - :3
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:icon666kurai:
666kurai Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
Yeah, he's way too fun to mess with. ^^
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Meg-Williams Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
- being dragged away by Lovi - baiiiiii
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