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WARNING: I swear in this. Get over it, the whole world swears all the time. As I once made an Italian say, “Swearing is good for the soul.”


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“Ignorant fool!”

“Prissy aristocrat!”

“Filthy bitch!”

“Black sheep!”

“Anime freak!”

“I take that as a compliment, stuck up bastard!”

“At least I’m civilized, arse!”

“Well, your language begs to differ!”

“Guys, guys, calm down and listen to the hero’s awesome plan!” America interrupted you and England’s bickering.

But both of you turned to him in a rage and yelled, “FAT ASS!” which effectively sent him away to sulk.

I guess all of you must have been pretty boring, and with you taking care of fighting with England, France was dozing off before you screamed. He groggily opened his eyes, calling out, “I disagree with all of you.”

“SHUT IT, FROG!” you and England yelled again, only making you more mad at each other. In fact, you were so pissed you turned to him again, hollering, “STOP DOING THAT!” But of course he joined in on that exclamation too, and now you were livid.

Shrugging off your jacket, you threw it at Feli. You decided to call him that since you had actually met Romano first, and it just got confusing. “That’s my favorite jacket, Feli. Keep it safe.” You stood, now just in a camisole you didn’t care about.

“What are you going to do? Fight me?” England sneered, before you threw a punch at him that he ducked in surprise. “What the hell?” his green eyes widened, while your (e/c) ones just narrowed.

You glared at him, actually wanting to kill him, “What the hell do you think?”

“I think you’re crazy!” England yelled, dodging once more.

You laughed in his face, “Oh, I’m the crazy one? You’re the one that believes in magic and flying rodents!” That made him mad, and he actually threw a punch right back at you. “‘Bout time you got some balls, black sheep.” you said, catching his fist in mid air while he looked back at you, impressed with your strength.

“Angleterre!” France started to scold England, “You’re a gentleman, n’est-ce pas? How could you try to hit a lady?”

England winced as you started to crush his hand in your own. “That thing,” he spat, “might be female, but it is no lady.”

You scoffed, “And you call yourself a gentleman? You’re just a bitter, rude, old man!” Taking your other hand you grabbed his arm and flipped him over, making him land on the floor with a thud. “And I can still take you.” you said, stepping down on his back as he tried to get up.

“But I can always bounce right back.” he said, taking advantage and grabbing your boot. Giving your leg a hard yank you fell to the floor beside him, and he had you pinned. Not that you weren’t still fighting, but when angered he was strong.

France was smiling down on you two, however, and said, “Will you two stop releasing sexual tension so we can talk?”

“God!” you exclaimed, “Why is everything about sex with you?!” Your anger was now directed at France, but England had just realized the position the two of you were in.

A blush spread across his face as he tried to get off from straddling you, and he tried desperately to not look at your now slightly torn tank top, with one strap hanging off your shoulder. When you saw the blush on his face, a look of confusion crossed yours, before you realized what had happened. Luckily, most of the countries were unable to see the two of you, and Feliciano was on the other side of the table. England sat on the ground, still in disbelief, while you stuck a hand up and called, “Feli! My jacket!”

“Si, bella!” Feli said, the jacket smacking into your hand. You slipped it over your shoulders, and smoothed your hair back. You got back into your seat, and acted like nothing happened.

In reality, all the countries had been wondering when you would snap. It was obvious you and England despised each other, and you weren’t the type to let those sorts of insults go easily. But you two had obviously gotten something out of your system, because now you sat quietly.

But England’s mind was racing.

Was France right? Wait, no, France is never right! I would never like _____ in that way! She’s so-so- perfect... Feisty, bold, but also sweet and kind... Stop that! You know she hates you!

Then what’s the harm in thinking about it?


Of course, you were reeling as well.

Does England like me? No! Of course he doesn’t! He hates me as much as I hate him! But... do I really hate him? Yes, he’s mean, bitter, grumpy, interesting, kindhearted, deep, sexy... And, oh lord, that accent... I could die... Stop that!

But why was he blushing after he pinned me? Why would he even think of me like that? Was it France? Yeah, he was probably just flustered by France...


You were snapped out of your thoughts by France getting up as one of the last to leave the room. He said, “Au revoir, lovebirds~” And it made you cringe. Then you looked up. You were alone with England.

About to get up and leave, England caught your sleeve, not catching your eye. He inquired quietly, “_____, why do you hate me?”

You stared down at him. Sure, sometimes he pissed you off, but it was mostly that he was so alone and wouldn’t let anyone in his life. Just because you’ve been hurt in the past doesn’t mean you can push everyone else away forever! If you hadn’t started off on the wrong foot (which neither of you could even remember anymore), you probably would have been close with the old sod. His history was fascinating to you, and you despised all the same people. So you stared back at the man, revealing such hurt in those green eyes that refused to meet your gaze. “I don’t.” you told him. It was the truth. You really didn’t hate him, but you know how feuds escalate, right?

“What are you talking abou-” he started to ask, but something came over you. Stopping him mid sentence, you smashed your lips down on his, threading your fingers in his hair and earning a small grunt of surprise that made you smirk.

You broke away, and straightened back up. “I said, I don’t hate you. I never really have. You irk me, but nothing more than that.”

There was a little lopsided grin on his face, “What just happened?” England looked like a child expecting to go to get his dog euthanized, who just found out instead he was going to Disneyland. After expecting something horrible, he almost couldn’t believe that something so amazing had happened.

Fortunately for him, you had no trouble reminding him. You leaned down again, and whispered, “This.” You kissed again him, softly this time, but squeaked as he gained control and pulled you into his lap.

After a while, the two of you broke apart and stood. England blushed a little and turned those deep green eyes away from you, but you promptly turned his face towards you. “What’s up?” you asked, staring into those endless orbs with your own (e/c) ones.

“Well, I was kind of wondering if you might like to join me for tea now?” he said, rushing through it.

You grinned, and laced your fingers with his. “That sounds lovely.” The two of you exited the world meeting with an entirely new light on things.


~Extended Ending brought to you on the wings of the flying mint bunny~

“Lemme see those binoculars!” America whined as France stared out the window of the McDonald’s. I swear, those things pop up everywhere America goes! It’s like a damn plague...

He adjusted the focus then chuckled, “Ohonhonhonhon~ It looks like a certain American owes me some money!”

“What?!” America said, finally snatching the binoculars, “Damn, how did you know?” He zoomed in on England and _____ leaving the meeting, hand in hand.

France just got a pervy look on his face, “Silly American, the French know everything about love!”
Herp derp. Well, I haven't posted anything in forever, have I? So have some Iggy... I'll try to ignore my writer's block and actually post some shiz. And get around to all those requests I seem to be ignoring...

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:iconenglandplz::iconsaysplz: Hetalia and all its characters belong to Himaruya Hidekaz, but you either knew that, or don't care, right?

:iconone-with-russiaplz::iconsaysplz: You belong to Mother Russia, da?
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:iconvictoria-walker925:
Victoria-Walker925 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2015  Student Writer
You are correct, Francis.
The French really do know everything about love.
It's just the Italian who make the best lovers. >:3
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CinnamonPie29594 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahahahaha!
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:iconvictoria-walker925:
Victoria-Walker925 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2016  Student Writer
Me: Listen now as I tell you what heaven would beeee~
France: All zhe cooks would be zhe Freeeench~
England: The police men would all be British, obviously. (Me: HAVE SOME SPIRIT, DAMMIT! D:<)
Germany: Engineers vould be Germaaaan.
Switzerland: The bankers would be from Switzerland. (Me: I'm not going to yell at you because you have a gun... -3-')
Italy: And of course your-a lover would-a naturally be Italian~! Yahoo~!
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CinnamonPie29594 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Singing horribly off key:
And this is how hell would be~
The Germans are policemen
The English are cooks
The French are engineers
The Italians are bankers
And the Swiss are lovers~
*everybody looks at me*
Germany: Our policemen aren't all that bad!
France: Look at thr Eiffel Tower, mon am I, and think about who built that wonder.
England: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY COOKING! My scones are so delicious everyone runs because of thr heavenly experience!(NOT ANOTHER STEP TOWARDS ME WITH YER SCONES. I PREFER CANADA'S BLUEBERRY AND WHITE CHOCOLATE SCONES)
Italy: Ve~ We had some pretty smart people too! Like Leonardo da Vinci! Ve~ (But he wasn't a banker...-_-')
Switzerland: WHAT. *cough ahem cough* Well, not all Swiss are like me, so.....DON'T JUDGE. (OKAY. Back off with the gun)
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:iconvictoria-walker925:
Victoria-Walker925 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Student Writer
Me: ENGLAND I WUV YOUR COOKING! D:
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:iconcinnamonpie29594:
CinnamonPie29594 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
England: Oh my, here have these scones, love!
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:iconvictoria-walker925:
Victoria-Walker925 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Student Writer
Me: Yay~! *nomz on scones* :3
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:iconcinnamonpie29594:
CinnamonPie29594 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Just hope you enjoy them. OvO
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DragonTamer19991 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
“Lemme see those binoculars!"

Hahahahahahaha!!! America staph spying on people from McDonald's!America (Eating Hamburger) [V1] America (Spies) [V1] 
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:icondashiepotter122:
dashiepotter122 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015
Kissmessis?
Kissmessis.
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:iconambrosiasquares:
AmbrosiaSquares Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2015
Definately in the Ashen quadrant
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:icondesiboo34165:
desiboo34165 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2015
Well that escalated quickly, no?
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:icondragoneaster12:
dragoneaster12 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015
Your name is awesome and deadly and evil and heroic at the same time but anyways cool story
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:icondrakethewolfve:
drakethewolfve Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015  Student General Artist
that's why i love France! XD
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:icontittycroissant:
TittyCroissant Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015
That was amazing👏👌🌸
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:iconajachina:
AJACHINA Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You'l be claimed by China yes? Don't fuck with a small man with a ponytail that knows Chinese Secrets. 
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:iconcheshirerose247:
CheshireRose247 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
omfg XD that comment honestly made my day thank you.
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AJACHINA Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Your so very welcome mate. But seriously, don't fuck with a man small man with a ponytail and secrets, he'll fuck up your shit like its nothing.
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lily54541 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconfluffykitty134:
Fluffykitty134 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2015
*Snicker* They may know about Love but their Women don't Know how to Shave their Pits.
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:icontamy1976:
Tamy1976 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2015
THE STEREOTYPE SOOONG!!!!
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:iconfluffykitty134:
Fluffykitty134 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2015
:3 Yep you get it.
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BonnieGIRL832 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015
MAKE A SEQUEL ON HOW FRANCIS REACTS IN THE FUTARE
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:iconangel-loves-anime:
Angel-Loves-Anime Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Student Digital Artist
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW
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DragonTamer19991 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Did your caps lock break or some shit? XD
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Kokychii1 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015
You know you shouldn't believe in this things ,
cuz it's all a lies ;A; 
I read alot of this and I'm steel alive , and happy too ^^~ 
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Angel-Loves-Anime Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I know

Just, late at night my anxiety takes over when seeing stuff like this
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:iconwhat-in-the:
what-in-the Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015
Who needs ghosts when you have mother Russia, da? Ivan will be visiting you soon...Russia (Curse) [V2] 
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:iconstarving-heart666:
Starving-Heart666 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2015
But why be scared of him, he's to hot...
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:iconepiccatbomb:
EpicCatBomb Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015   Digital Artist
Instead of clarrissa I'll be the one killing anyone who does this chainmail.
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:iconangel-loves-anime:
Angel-Loves-Anime Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Student Digital Artist
sorry
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princesscompute Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD "I swear, those things pop up everywhere America goes! It’s like a damn plague..." OMG YAS!!!
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chasitythewolf Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me-*jumps onto Russia's back* I SHALL BELONG TO RUSSIA!!!!
England :(
Russia-^J^
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DragonTamer19991 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nope! I belong to England! England (Fantasy) [V3] England (Shocked) [V5] 
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23rd-earl Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Hobbyist
EVERYONE BELONG TO RUSSIA-NO- EVERYTHING BELONGS TO MOTHER RUSSIA :iconone-with-russiaplz:
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chasitythewolf Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*hugs* My new bff!Hug 
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nekosweetgirl Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate you. (speaking to frog)
I am so ready to beat the living daylights out of that frog.:archer: Ai Fuyuumi (Blush) [V1] RRB Fight Icon Gumball -Let's Fight :ohnoesrambo: Sollux Overdrive 
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Laradotxandtx101 Featured By Owner May 13, 2015   Digital Artist
:iconone-with-russiaplz:
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:iconvamp104:
Vamp104 Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
One of the scariest zelda moments... EVER.  No don't kill me Russia!
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:iconkitsune-cross:
kitsune-cross Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Professional General Artist
It is a plague..
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:iconayashizuka:
AyaShizuka Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015
Komari Kamikita (Clapping) [V4] 
Fabulous
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hetaliaizmal1fe Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Ummmmmmmmm *dies from nosebleed*
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:iconkawaii-sama-chan:
Kawaii-sama-chan Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
No I do not belong to Mother Russia...;^; Lovely Shoujo (Aaaaah Nooo) [V3] 
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Jade-OneeChan Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
And neither do I. I belong to myself.
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Therealmlpnyx Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
Me: Hey England, I'm also british!
England: But you don't have the accent...
Me: Doesn't mean I'm not british.
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what-in-the Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015
I'm british! And I have the accent... To the point I get teased about how 'posh' I sound XP
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Therealmlpnyx Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015
My grandmother is the only one who has an accent. I also have Spanish blood.
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what-in-the Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015
Awesome! I also have some Russian, Ukrainian, Indian and... Wait for it... FRENCH blood in me France (Intro) [V4]  I am part of the result of the FrUk ship!Hetalia Spinning France Ohon honhon hon Icon 
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Therealmlpnyx Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015
*Laughter*
Let's hope you don't become a pervert like him.

My mom said that I was Pennsylvania Dutch.
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