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Warning: I swear. Do I even have to say that anymore? Puhhhh... Swearing is good for you! So deal with it.

Matthew woke to the sounds of shoveling snow. He wondered if some kids were shoveling his drive for money. Well, he sure as hell wasn’t going to pay them, he thought, rolling over to find your warmth. Matthew shot up, finding you no where to be seen. “_____!” he called out, kind of worried. You never woke up before him.

There was no sound. Just the constant shoveling that was starting to grind against his last nerve. Throwing open the curtains he prepared to yell at whoever the hell it might have been to go away. But it was you.

He went down the stairs and out the front door. You didn’t hear him and kept on shoveling. “_____.” he said sternly.

“Hey, Mattie.” you said, not stopping.

Matthew frowned, “Don’t call me that.”

“Sorry, Mattie.” you said, grinning, but still not stopping.

He sighed, knowing he couldn’t win that one, “What the hell are you doing?”

“What the hell does it look like?” you asked, mimicking his tone, but leaving the grin on your face to show you weren’t angry.

Matthew was still really confused, “But why?”

“I might need to go somewhere.” you said, still shoveling.

He shook his head, “Why didn’t you ask me to?”

“I can do it.”

Matthew stepped closer to you, but stayed clear of your furious shoveling. “But you don’t have to, I would have.”

“You were sleeping.”

He grabbed your shoulder and you stopped and turned to him, “Why didn’t you wake me? How did you wake up before me?”

“I can’t sleep in the snow. It gets too quiet.” you said, observing your work. You were two thirds of the way done in clearing out the drive that had been entirely filled with about three feet of snow.

He was still baffled, “But why not make me do it?”

“I don’t want to be a nuisance, making you do something I can do perfectly well on my own.” you said, starting up again.

Matthew said, “But where would you need to go?”

“Oh, I don’t know. Maybe to the emergency room if you decided to wrestle a bull moose, or a mother polar bear, or a full grown caribou.” you said, stopping to count off these likely scenarios on your fingers.

Matthew sighed, “Since all those are my fault, let me do the rest.” He reached for the shovel.

But you shook your head and moved back, “No, it could be me too. I could run out of milk, or have an urge to make waffles or pancakes or something and have to go to the store. Or I could slip on ice on the back steps and break my leg. Then it would be my fault. So I’ll finish, you go back to sleep.”

“Let me help, ______.” he said sternly. Then he sighed in relief as you sighed too and your shoulders once up in determination fell.

But then you just started shoveling again, saying with a smirk, “Then go get the other shovel, Mattie.”

“GOD DA-

fin.
I was shoveling this morning. In just a tee shirt. Man, I love the winter. We got about three feet of snow here yesterday, and I am LOVING it. In fact, I might go make a fort. Cuz reasons. Anyway, snow means meaningless 2p! drabble. Yep...

~

The 2p!s ownership confuse me... but they sure as hell aren't mine!

Know what? I've made a decision. Whenever I write for 2p!s, you belong to Oliver, and when I write for the regulars, you'll belong to Russia.

:icon2pengland::iconsaysplz:So you all belong to me, poppets.
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xXOneHellOfAGamerXx 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Yay! Ollie!

I'm Not Eating Any Cupcakes. Remember That, Poppet.
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Supreeeeeeeemee 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Oh no…Oliver dear, you don't own us…


We own you…*starts to get creepy Kolkolkol aura*
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NikoKarma Apr 16, 2014  New member
He just wants to feel usefull, canadians and such~

B-but this is a canada story, ollie why are you over here?
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lullabyly Apr 8, 2014  Student General Artist
YEASHHH!:iconprussiawinplz: I belong to Oliver!:iconcupcakeplz::heart::iconimsuperhappyplz::icon2penglandplz::heart:
cute story!^^
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NyanGirShadow Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
They say that people who swear are more trustworthy and reliable.
You have an excuse.
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NikoKarma Apr 16, 2014  New member
Well they don't lie, plus cursing makes it more awsome. Conversations I mean~
For instance.
Well the fuck faces don't fucking lie for the damn life of them, pluss cursing makes their sorry pale asses look cooler and adds that bad ass touch to conversations.
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NyanGirShadow 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconchinaxdplz:
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NikoKarma 5 days ago  New member
^.^
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NyanGirShadow 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconlordtourettesplz:
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:iconassassinscreedgirl3:
*runs to Mattie* help me I don't belong to Oliver
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