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Warning: I swear. Do I even have to say that anymore? Puhhhh... Swearing is good for you! So deal with it.

Matthew woke to the sounds of shoveling snow. He wondered if some kids were shoveling his drive for money. Well, he sure as hell wasn’t going to pay them, he thought, rolling over to find your warmth. Matthew shot up, finding you no where to be seen. “_____!” he called out, kind of worried. You never woke up before him.

There was no sound. Just the constant shoveling that was starting to grind against his last nerve. Throwing open the curtains he prepared to yell at whoever the hell it might have been to go away. But it was you.

He went down the stairs and out the front door. You didn’t hear him and kept on shoveling. “_____.” he said sternly.

“Hey, Mattie.” you said, not stopping.

Matthew frowned, “Don’t call me that.”

“Sorry, Mattie.” you said, grinning, but still not stopping.

He sighed, knowing he couldn’t win that one, “What the hell are you doing?”

“What the hell does it look like?” you asked, mimicking his tone, but leaving the grin on your face to show you weren’t angry.

Matthew was still really confused, “But why?”

“I might need to go somewhere.” you said, still shoveling.

He shook his head, “Why didn’t you ask me to?”

“I can do it.”

Matthew stepped closer to you, but stayed clear of your furious shoveling. “But you don’t have to, I would have.”

“You were sleeping.”

He grabbed your shoulder and you stopped and turned to him, “Why didn’t you wake me? How did you wake up before me?”

“I can’t sleep in the snow. It gets too quiet.” you said, observing your work. You were two thirds of the way done in clearing out the drive that had been entirely filled with about three feet of snow.

He was still baffled, “But why not make me do it?”

“I don’t want to be a nuisance, making you do something I can do perfectly well on my own.” you said, starting up again.

Matthew said, “But where would you need to go?”

“Oh, I don’t know. Maybe to the emergency room if you decided to wrestle a bull moose, or a mother polar bear, or a full grown caribou.” you said, stopping to count off these likely scenarios on your fingers.

Matthew sighed, “Since all those are my fault, let me do the rest.” He reached for the shovel.

But you shook your head and moved back, “No, it could be me too. I could run out of milk, or have an urge to make waffles or pancakes or something and have to go to the store. Or I could slip on ice on the back steps and break my leg. Then it would be my fault. So I’ll finish, you go back to sleep.”

“Let me help, ______.” he said sternly. Then he sighed in relief as you sighed too and your shoulders once up in determination fell.

But then you just started shoveling again, saying with a smirk, “Then go get the other shovel, Mattie.”

“GOD DA-

fin.
I was shoveling this morning. In just a tee shirt. Man, I love the winter. We got about three feet of snow here yesterday, and I am LOVING it. In fact, I might go make a fort. Cuz reasons. Anyway, snow means meaningless 2p! drabble. Yep...

~

The 2p!s ownership confuse me... but they sure as hell aren't mine!

Know what? I've made a decision. Whenever I write for 2p!s, you belong to Oliver, and when I write for the regulars, you'll belong to Russia.

:icon2pengland::iconsaysplz:So you all belong to me, poppets.
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:iconiamdibandmothman:
IAmDibAndMothman Featured By Owner 16 hours ago  Student Artist
XD
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:iconkitsune-fox-god:
kitsune-fox-god Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Student General Artist
That's the sad thing about living in Florida. No snow. :( I'd love to see falling snow.Hurrah for Snow Buildin' a Snowtard 
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:iconmisalsoga:
misalsoga Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
We don't get snow in Washington either, it's sad. :( (Sad) 
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:iconkitsune-fox-god:
kitsune-fox-god Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student General Artist
Sad dummy 
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:iconmisalsoga:
misalsoga Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I know it's so sad.
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:iconkitsune-fox-god:
kitsune-fox-god Featured By Owner 14 hours ago  Student General Artist
I've seen snow, but I would live to see snow as it's just starting to fall. It would be so pretty to just watch it fall down.
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:iconexplodingscones911:
ExplodingScones911 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Its true that swearing is good for you~~~~~~
2p! England: Swear. Jar. Now.
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:iconjackfleutie:
JackFleutie Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014  Student General Artist
SHIT! I came to hide from Russia here!!! DONT TELL HIM WHERE I AM! Nor to Belaurus, she wands to kill me! And now i have to run away from Oliver to! God must hate me!!
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crossoversaremylife Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter

from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,

everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,

this

really

works!!!!

1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3

times!

2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say

it to your self 6 times!!

3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!

4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that

1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!

5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll

down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.

* *

* *

* *

Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.

After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what

you wished for will come true within in one week!

u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now

pay very close attention this important message!

Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.

First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.

Second Example:

Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.

Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only

me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat

special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-

1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!

10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!

15 people- your crush will say they like you

20 people- your crush will ask you out!

25 people- your crush will kiss you!!

30 people - Your crush will have sex with you

35 people or more- All of the above!!

Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!

Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat

room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only

have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
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:iconfrancisackermann:
FrancisAckermann Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
... da fah?
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:iconlucijohn:
Lucijohn Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
I belong to me!
IRELAND BITCHES!
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:iconthegirlwiththegames:
TheGirlWithTheGames Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The 2p!'s are basically owned by all fans i guess...
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:iconizzy-the-sheep:
izzy-the-sheep Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol this is so great
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:iconkirahiscool:
KirahIsCool Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Student Filmographer
no...... Oliver belongs to me That Annoying Friend 
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:icondarkbeautyxjeff:
DarkbeautyXjeff Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
no russia belongs to me and so does oliver
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:iconlolahannan:
LolaHannan Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I will belong to Almost ANY Hetalia guy... They're too cute to decide on!
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:iconspiderstar0902:
Spiderstar0902 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Hobbyist
Yes all of them are adorable but I think that spain and canada are the cutest.
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:iconjewelthehedgehogfox:
Jewelthehedgehogfox Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
FINALLY
Someone who agrees with meh!~
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:iconlolahannan:
LolaHannan Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Yay! *Brofist*
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:iconjewelthehedgehogfox:
Jewelthehedgehogfox Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*brofists*
Wwwhhhooooooo!~
:iconpewdiebrofistplz:
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:iconfemportugal:
FemPortugal Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol. Why was he mad at the end? Lol
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:icongumithecarrot:
GumiTheCarrot Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because he was trying to get us to stop shoveling lol
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:iconfemportugal:
FemPortugal Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol.
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:iconhallo-poppet:
hallo-poppet Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014
*starts giggling* Yay!! I belong to Oliver!!!!! And Ivan!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! Should I pack in case they decide to tell me to come over.. well I guess I would already be at their houses because I belong to them...I NEED MY BAZOOKA!!!!! (Oliver and Ivan are my favorite characters by far)
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gab226789 Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Student Writer
I DO NOT BELONG TO YOU!!!!!!

:Shoot: 
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:iconxxonehellofagamerxx:
xXOneHellOfAGamerXx Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yay! Ollie!

I'm Not Eating Any Cupcakes. Remember That, Poppet.
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:iconsupreeeeeeeemee:
Supreeeeeeeemee Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh no…Oliver dear, you don't own us…


We own you…*starts to get creepy Kolkolkol aura*
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NikoKarma Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
He just wants to feel usefull, canadians and such~

B-but this is a canada story, ollie why are you over here?
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lullabyly Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student General Artist
YEASHHH!:iconprussiawinplz: I belong to Oliver!:iconcupcakeplz::heart::iconimsuperhappyplz::icon2penglandplz::heart:
cute story!^^
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NyanGirShadow Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
They say that people who swear are more trustworthy and reliable.
You have an excuse.
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:iconnikokarma:
NikoKarma Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well they don't lie, plus cursing makes it more awsome. Conversations I mean~
For instance.
Well the fuck faces don't fucking lie for the damn life of them, pluss cursing makes their sorry pale asses look cooler and adds that bad ass touch to conversations.
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NyanGirShadow Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconchinaxdplz:
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:iconnikokarma:
NikoKarma Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
^.^
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:iconnyangirshadow:
NyanGirShadow Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconlordtourettesplz:
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:iconnikokarma:
NikoKarma Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That. Is. Just. Lovely.
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:iconnyangirshadow:
NyanGirShadow Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Your mother must be SO PROUD of you!
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:iconnikokarma:
NikoKarma Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh yes, just today she said I was the best present to the world.
(I lied, I fell over and she laughed before helping me and calling me a cluts then running off saying how much she loves me)
=.=
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assassinscreedgirl3 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014
*runs to Mattie* help me I don't belong to Oliver
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DarkbeautyXjeff Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Wtf Ollie 
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Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever? Boy: No Girl: Do u even like me? Boy: No Girl: Would u cry if i walked away? Boy: No She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes The boy grabbed her arm Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever Boy: I dont like u...I love u Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away. Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me Girl: I will... *Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u *Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm *Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!! *Get ready for the shock of your life! *If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 year
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1233e Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
WHOO! XD that was just- I can't- Matt just go back to bed! I'm not letting you help I have Canadian pried....
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:iconquinntwilight:
QuinnTwilight Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist
Im not a proud Canadian, I hate winter XD
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EpicFace77502 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Student General Artist
I do too!!!
>u<
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naomiphantomhive1 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Student General Artist
.......AWESOME!! except for belonging to Oliver...i belong to Mattie and Lovi~!
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:iconazaya-sama:
Azaya-sama Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Λατρεύω αυτό~ <3
Δεν έχω δει ποτέ χιόνι τι είναι αυτό που αρέσει; αυτή η ιστορία είναι τόσο αξιολάτρευτο! <3
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:iconazaya-sama:
Azaya-sama Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry about my Greek I got excited... It's hard to speak English so sometimes I have to talk Greek...
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:iconcanadaslittlesister:
CanadasLittleSister Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
But I don't like the color pink
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:iconemolove590:
emolove590 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014
:icon2penglandplz: :iconsaysplz:So you all belong to me,popperts.
Me:Sorry Ollie but I belong to Mattie
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:iconlonelyreaper2012:
LonelyReaper2012 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Student General Artist
XD Ahhh... I love belonging to Oliver!
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Home7654 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:meow:
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